Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children

Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.
For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.
For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.
For beautiful hair, let a child run his fingers through it once a day.
For poise, walk with the knowledge you'll never walk alone

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.