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Is sex dirty? Only if it is done right. (All You Wanted To Know About Sex)


Woody Allen

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OSCAR WILDE Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.
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KEVIN BACON Forget about religion rhetoric,human's flesh is a sex zone,if the sex at home is nothing to write ho...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Who are you, Woody Allen?
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HECTOR HIMEROS The sex language;Is the only language only sex trully understands.
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J. D. SALINGER You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.
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DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
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ALFRED C. KINSEY The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.
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PAIGE TURCO Laws of Sex;The wham baam thank you ma sex is a selfish type of sex & ignorance is the cause.
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CHUCK PALAHNIUK If Woody Allen called me, I'd be there straight away. Who wouldn't? Truly.
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CANDACE BUSHNELL Afternoon sex was the best sex of all, Ann thought. Morning sex she'd had enough of in her time: usu...
JULIAN BARNES I definitely have a little Woody Allen inside of me. That is true.
AUTRE NE VEUT I know a little more about Kinsey than I know about sex because that is his subject not mine.
BILL CONDON I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
GEORGE BURNS I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty
GEORGE F. BURNS There’s a lot of degradation in sex, isn’t there?”
“When it’s done right.
HANIF KUREISHI It is not about civil rights or the rights of same-sex couples. Same-sex couples are free to live as...
TODD AKIN Polygamy is about sex, whereas monogamy is about love.
ABHIJIT NASKAR One of the most pusillanimous things we of the female sex have done throughout the centuries is to h...
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OMAR SHARIF Sex is about anticipation not culmination.
CHLOE THURLOW The guy who is a one minute guy & after round one of sex,he is through,only needs to masturbate 2hrs...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) I was in Asia and people asked me about being considered sex symbol. I don't know if that's good or ...
BAI LING I wanted to work with Mike Leigh. I had my list of British people I wanted to work with, and I wante...
CARMEN EJOGO If a man brags about his sex life he's a stud, but if a woman brags about her sex life she's a slut.
ANTHONY LICCIONE Sex is like money; only too much is enough.
JOHN UPDIKE What will happen to sex after liberation? Frankly, I don't know. It is a great mystery to all of us.
NORA EPHRON You know, that's really disingenuous. There are school districts across Massachusetts that can't aff...
ANGUS MCQUILKEN I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
JOHN WATERS In our culture, talking about sex is embarrassing, and talking about diseases that come from sex is ...
JULIE DOWNS We don't need teenage bouda sex fiends as interns.
How do you know he is a sex fiend?
He i...
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ANON. Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
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BOBBY MILLER They wanted to hear about the sex, of course. But not the rest; no one wanted to hear the rest.
CHRISTINE KEELER Reading is like the sex act-done privately, and often in bed.
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DANIEL J. BOORSTIN America does not know the difference between money and sex. It treats sex like money because it trea...
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DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) It's dangerous and dirty and smells bad and--"
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