It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.


Mae West

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It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
MAE WEST
It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
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Well, Son, I tell you, life for me aint been no crystal stair.
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I'd give half my life for just one kiss. Mae West: Then kiss me twice.
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I've been doing a lot of thinking about you lately. Mae West, You must be awful tired.
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JAMES A. MURPHY
A plumber's idea of Cleopatra [Mae West].
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dont break hearts, just bones
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dont let the old break you; let the love make you
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Why did Jesus die for you? How do you sin? You dont? OK yours is lying.
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If you saw the MRI, it was like a crack in a windshield and it just spread.
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An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. ~Mae West
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Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache. -Mae West.
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If you dont have any shadows you're not in the light
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JUDY PARFITT
No use wishing now for any other sin.
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If you do something too good, then, after a while, if you don't watch it, you start showing off. And...
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So you buy a customer, who then creates a revenue stream. So you have to figure out the cost and the...
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You buy it now so that if they raise it up the next day, you get a little break for the price gougin...
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When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
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If you believe in justice, if you believe in democracy, if you believe in people's rights, if yo...
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Know the laws before you break them
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It's enough for you to do it once for a few men to remember you. But if you do it year after year, t...
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If you say you will lead a people to a new age then do it, but don't hide behind your laws as an exc...
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Deploy smart, don't just do it. If you just do it, you may just break it.
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Sin is still sin - no matter how you spell it.
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Ohhhhh! I feel like a million but, I'll take'em one at a time!
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I believe in the single standard for men and women.
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I believe in censorship. After all, I made a fortune out of it.
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I'm tired, send one of them home
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Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his money.
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Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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I've been rich and I've been poor. Believe me, rich is better.
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The score never interested me, only the game.
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The curve is more powerful than the sword.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
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He who hesitates is last
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I take it out in the open and laugh at it.
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