It has been well said that an author who expects results from a first novel is in a position similar to that of a man who drops a rose petal down the Grand Canyon of Arizona and listens for the echo.
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information by testing and repeating observable things so that we
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Christian is to let other people know what Jesus has done, not to
think of themselve... LEWIS N. ROE Naturalistic atheism debunks itself. It
has no power to explain even some
of the most basic principl... LEWIS N. ROE It's important to understand that if
someone calls themselves a Christian, it does not automatically... LEWIS N. ROE I was suddenly very aware of the fact it was me standing up in that tunnel with the wind over my fac... STEPHEN CHBOSKY The only perspective is to really be there. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I didn't feel like reading that night, so I went downstairs and watched a half-hour long commercial ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY Why is England manufacturing bigger and better airplanes and bombs and at the same time churning out... ANNE FRANK If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever. FRANCINE RIVERS The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS I wish I was home", She said miserably. She tried so hard to be brave, to be fierce as a... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Mother Superior jump the gun... -The Beatles, Happiness is a Warm Gun LAUREN MYRACLE Wake up to a brand new day and realize why you woke up to meet the day! Live to the end of another d... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I like the word 'fuck'. The word means what it means, but it also means whatever you need it to mean... LISA GLATT Plunging in “truths” about God is like walking on the bottom of a sea that is not there, searchi... MARIANA FULGER That boy had wanted to be Ser Arthur Dayne, but someplace along the way he had become the Smiling Kn... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN When you are called for a great duty because you have been given a great ability, do your very best ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Stairs to climb are difficult it takes time and effort and going down is easies job... what do I mea... DEYTH BANGER We die a day at a time BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA You really won't know where your home is until you meet your own kind and realize you're both playin... SHANNON L. ALDER He had what he called just a small ration of tools: A painted book. A handful of pencils.<... MARKUS ZUSAK Curran's whore comes to visit us," Jarek said in accented English. The three men laughed ... ILONA ANDREWS In the real world, they told you who to be, not the other way around. RHODA BELLEZA This is very similar to the suggestion put forward by the Quirmian philosopher Ventre, who said, "Po... TERRY PRATCHETT I read my first P.G. Wodehouse when I was 12. MALLORY ORTBERG
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