It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as possible

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's

Woman's dearest delight is to wound Man's self-conceit, though Man's dearest delight is to gratify hers

The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders

I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has succeeded in his courtship. I like a state of continual becoming with a goal in front and not behind