Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as possible

Woman's dearest delight is to wound Man's self-conceit, though Man's dearest delight is to gratify hers

I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has succeeded in his courtship. I like a state of continual becoming with a goal in front and not behind

There is perhaps no one who gives so much pain to a man but a woman who enters in his life as girlfriend or wife.