It is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock.
Woody Allen
Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES While the Forbes Council does offer some benefits and opportunities for members, the Council may wan... FABRIZIO MOREIRA When there are no expectations affecting a choice, it should be taken immediately. Overthinking such... CHARBEL TADROS While the Internet holds many potential opportunities for children, there is also a tremendous dange... BOB GOODLATTE The person who failed often knows how to avoid future failures. The person who knows only success ca... RANDY PAUSCH Life ahead holds much more opportunities. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Life is filled with endless opportunities. You must search for the opportunities. Seize e... LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Dare to seize and make the most of all opportunities that life bring to your path. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA It still holds true that man is most uniquely human when he turns obstacles into opportunities. ERIC HOFFER It still holds true that man is most uniquely human when he turns obstacles into opportunities ERIC HOFFER We're going to try to avoid those pitfalls by recognizing expertise and by requiring that contributo... BERNARD HAISCH It's been a difficult thing because some great opportunities have come and I've just been ho... CHARISMA CARPENTER Quizá para ti hay un mañana. Quizá para ti hay mil mañanas, o tres mil, o diez mil, tanto t... LAUREN OLIVER In here, the human bosom -- mine, yours, everybody's -- there isn't just one soul. There's a lot of ... SAUL BELLOW He believed that he must, that he could and would recover the good things, the happy things, the eas... SAUL BELLOW Never view obstacles in your path as the enemy. Rather, view any obstacles as detour signs to avoid ... DONALD L. HICKS Don't let fear cripple you and keep you from trying new things, changing things, exploring and livin... AKIROQ BROST Change is the end of something you know and the beginning of something else that you don't know. Som... KHOLOUD YASSER It's fraught with pitfalls, it will be painful, it may fall on its face and die a painful death. Let... JOHN PORTER If we seek for the best times to act, we may miss some opportunities. We must seize the moment and m... LAILAH GIFTY AKITA By limiting the permits to one per day per hunter it will avoid hoarding and allow hunters equal opp... DNR SECRETARY SCOTT HASSETT When I die it will be game over,... but I know one life is short, to be selfish is not the best deci... DEYTH BANGER Today is about the now, the moment you live in, so do now what you want to do SOTONYE ANGA Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian. CATE BLANCHETT The whole world is strewn with snares, traps, gins and pitfalls for the capture of men by women GEORGE BERNARD SHAW What holds South Sydney back can be attributed to lack of funding, but it also is possibly attribute... RUSSELL CROWE Different times provide opportunities, but only those who are ready can seize the opportunities and ... SUNDAY ADELAJA The king may rule the kingdom, but it's the queen who moves the board. D.M. TIMNEY VIEW FROM A HILL I am not yet quite over it. I am lying down on top of it. Surv... JOHN TOTTENHAM Opportunities, many times, are so small that we glimpse them not and yet they are often the seeds of... OG MANDINO Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters. JEFFREY FRY Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great. Weak men wai... ORISON SWETT MARDEN I think Woody Allen is Woody Allen, and no matter where he goes he still makes his Woody Allen films... ABBAS KIAROSTAMI Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. SARAH DESSEN Dare to seize all the opportunities on your paths. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA I speak the truth. Not everyone who says they are ready to hear it really are. MONIKA ZANDS Imagine what the future holds MICHAEL HARRIS Everything I know now . . . the pitfalls, the highs and lows, everything . . . it taught me and made... RAY ALLEN The love you get, is equal to the love you give. BEN OAK The present is an eternal attempt to separate the past from the future. MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, to how it holds you to a plac... SARAH DESSEN A great future starts with what you can see SOTONYE ANGA Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great. Weak men... ORISON SWETT MARDEN Wrong? So you are saying, I'm wrong okay then... It's not possible every time to be right, one ... DEYTH BANGER The pitfalls are unconsciously standing by the table. Take the opportunity to socialize. Fill up a p... DOTTIE RYAN I'm not a broken down car, that you can just push on down the street.. I'm a girl that's in love wit... AUDRA BUKAUSKAS Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through yo... GERMANY KENT Time that is spent dwelling on the past will surely continue in your present moment - and the future... MICHELLE CRUZ-ROSADO The power to know what the future holds for us,is by finding what scientists are currently researchi... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) πόλλ' οἶδ' ἀλώπηξ, ἐχῖνος δ'ἓν μέγα Ἀρχίλοχος (C. 680 BC - C. 645 BC) We're doomed to repeat the past no matter what. That's what it is to be alive. It's pretty dense kid... KURT VONNEGUT We missed some opportunities in the first half, but we picked it up after the third goal. Using our ... BOB WEIR I'm a writer and director, and the movie I've seen a million times is 'Stardust Memories... ROMAN COPPOLA It also brings opportunities for parents to get involved. JENNIFER MCCRYSTAL Dare to seize every opportunity on your life's journey. LAILAH GIFTYAKITA The value of routine; trusting your swing. LORII MYERS Be kind. We never know what people are going through. Give grace and mercy because one day your circ... GERMANY KENT Typing is the future of talking and to don't forgot and brother of feature. DEYTH BANGER His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha... TEKOA MANNING Be curious, ask questions SOTONYE ANGA Investing in renter's insurance is hugely worthwhile. It protects you from a whole load of finan... ALEXA VON TOBEL Tulare County will lose a lot of good people and opportunities for the future by exporting our brigh... BILL COOPER Those who are fired with an enthusiastic idea and who allow it to take hold and dominate their thoug... NORMAN VINCENT PEALE The mind, like the dyer's hand, is colored by what it holds. SOURCE UNKNOWN Working with Woody Allen is like filming Howard Hughes's will. It's a very mysterious and st... MICHAEL O'DONOGHUE Too many people are endowed with a feeling of entitlement, but born without God-given empathy. C. JOYBELL C. Great is the hand that holds dominion over man by a scribbled name. DYLAN THOMAS Good things do not come easy. The road is lined with pitfalls. DESI ARNAZ Worrying about outcomes over which I have no control is punishing myself before the universe has dec... SHERRY THOMAS The greatest mystery of all: tomorrow. MARTY RUBIN Gratitude unexpressed holds little value DR.'S RICK AND SUSANN CRAWFORD The Gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities CHINESE PROVERBS You know, I don't think my music is important, I don't think it's changing the world, I ... SUFJAN STEVENS A small rock holds back a great wave. HOMER Hydrogen holds great promise to meet many of our future energy needs, and it addresses national secu... DAN LIPINSKI Wisdom has a hundred eyes to see opportunities, courage has a hundred feet to seek opportunities, an... MATSHONA DHLIWAYO Name the fears that are holding you back. It's the equivalent of flooding the boogeyman with light. GINA GREENLEE As we look at the landscape for the next several years, we believe all objects will be networked. Ev... ERIC SHEPCARO You philosophers are lucky men. You write on paper and paper is patient. Unfortunate Empress that I ... CATHERINE THE GREAT It seems to me that man is made to act rather than to know: the principles of things escape our most... FREDERICK THE GREAT A crown is merely a hat that lets the rain in. FREDERICK THE GREAT The greatest and noblest pleasure which we have in this world is to discover new truths, and the nex... FREDERICK THE GREAT Upon the conduct of each depends the fate of all. ALEXANDER THE GREAT I have conquered an empire but I have not been able to conquer myself. PETER THE GREAT Our work is to present things that are as they are. FREDERICK THE GREAT I am indebted to my father for living, but to my teacher for living well. {His teacher... ALEXANDER THE GREAT Rogues, would you live forever? FREDERICK THE GREAT The greatest and noblest pleasure which men can have in this world is to discover new truths; and th... FREDERICK THE GREAT If I wished to punish a province, I would have it governed by philosophers. FREDERICK THE GREAT In trying to defend everything he defended nothing. FREDERICK THE GREAT What is the good of experience if you do not reflect. FREDERICK THE GREAT The heart itself is only a small vessel, yet dragons are there, and lions, there are poisonou... MAKARIOS THE GREAT An educated people can be easily governed. FREDERICK THE GREAT I must in the face of a storm, think, live and die as a king. FREDERICK THE GREAT Every man must get to Heaven his own way. FREDERICK THE GREAT I love opposition that has convictions. FREDERICK THE GREAT A tomb now suffices him for whom the whole world was not sufficient. ALEXANDER THE GREAT How great are the dangers I face to win a good name in Athens. ALEXANDER THE GREAT In faith and hope the world will disagree, But all mankind's concern is charity. ALEXANDER THE GREAT There is nothing impossible to him who will try. ALEXANDER THE GREAT
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