It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

It is easier to protect your feet with slippers than to carpet the whole of the earth.

No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.

I am 45, and I am not ready for carpet slippers and 10:30 bedtimes, but I am middle-aged.

I couldn't think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow's leaders.

Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn't mean that you can't do something else and also make it sell.