It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.

Pickles are cucumbers that sold out.

Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.

Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.

Haiku sounds like I'm
Saying hi to someone named
Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello.

Answers to Frequently Asked Questions:
Yes.
Yes.
No.
One time in high school.
Three times in my twenties.
Rocks no salt.
Yes.
Four.
Never. And how dare you!
I will take no further questions.