I've been here a long time ago, back when you could drink.

I flunked out of five colleges, and I did not know what I was going to do. And when I was sitting in the back of a comedy club, and I saw a guy who I thought sucked, I said to myself 'I can do this.' And I talked to the owner of the comedy club, and I found out you get a few free drinks.

This little set up is dynamite. Some college gigs you go to, they really suck.

We went to China. It was unbelievable.

I was trying to find a way so I wouldn't have to get a real job. I found out that I could find a way to tell stories and make people laugh. And that was it.

We were both putting out videos, doing the same thing at the same time, ... It (Jackass) just kind of worked.