Ive never known a person to live to one hundred and be remarkable for anything else.

Credit is like chastity, they can both stand temptation better than suspicion

The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.

There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.