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LAND, n. A part of the earth's surface, considered as property. The theory that land is property subject to private ownership and control is the foundation of modern society . . .


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OLIVER TAMBO The land trust is a tool we're using to ensure there isn't a lot of displacement as the city continu...
JOE GRAY It's an unwritten and widely unacknowledged fact, that land always ends up belonging to the most vio...
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JOAN WALKER There will always be people who will accept you for what you are!
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JOE MATTHEWS As soon as the land of any country has all become private property, the landlords, like all other me...
ADAM SMITH Without that sense of security which property gives, the land would still be uncultivated
FRANCOIS QUESNAY The sky over Patusan was blood-red, immense, streaming like an open vein. An enormous sun nestled cr...
JOSEPH CONRAD It's a really good trend because people are using the property to the maximum density — and providi...
FRED DELK The Industry's at war. I think it's about control. You can make all of the financial arguments that ...
DON ROSE The theory of the Communists may be summed up in the single sentence: Abolition of private property.
KARL MARX This area in particular is more than 60 percent plus private land ownership.
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DAVID RIDENOUR The distinction is because that's private property. This whole country isn't private property.
BRENT WILKES Should we call her?Maybe we should give her a RING to see where she is? Get it? Get it?

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CHRIS COLFER As I went walking I saw a sign there
And on the sign it said "No Trespassing."
But on the ...
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DON ROSE Property is not the natural and obvious and inevitable concept that most people think it is.
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CHRIS COLFER But anyone can write, right?'" Conner asked. "I mean, that's why authors get judged so harshly, isn'...
CHRIS COLFER As I understand it, what (the requested zoning change) means is that you've got to have 10,000-squar...
ED BAIN I believe there is greater certainty that the water and land will be saved under private ownership a...
TOVEY GIEZENTANNER I want to give a name to my would-be killer. What should I call him? Something that will ease his pr...
JACOB WREN One would expect that private property taken by eminent domain would become land available for publi...
JIM RYUN Granted, they're not taking property, but they're taking control of a portion of my property, ... Th...
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LINDA HALL I think private ownership is generally superior to public because you care about the land more and i...
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WILLIAM GRAHAM SUMNER It will be the responsibility of the property owner to move or demolish the clubhouse and otherwise ...
DARRYL FRANKLIN I've never seen the point of the sea, except where it meets the land. The shore has a point. The sea...
ALAN BENNETT There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.” ~ Ambrose ...
J.J. MCAVOY In the end, it is because the media are driven by the power and wealth of private individuals that t...
TERRY EAGLETON Ground water has always been the property of the landowner, with the idea that water can be used for...
MICHAEL JACKSON The vast majority of these are what you call 'partial takes,' where you only take a strip of land fr...
GENE BLAUM Spending time with the ones who are dear to you is like being in a dream, is it not?
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WALT KITTELBERGER For African American ideals, "The Promised Land" is not a land to be "reclaimed" after hundreds, or ...
JOSEPH ANDERSON For African American ideals, ""The Promised Land"" is not a land to be ""reclaimed"" after hundreds,...
JOSEPH ANDERSON Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play.
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TEKOA MANNING People recognize intellectual property the same way they recognize real estate. People understand wh...
MICHAEL NESMITH As a matter of constitutional interpretation, I think the Constitution is pretty clear that property...
MICHAEL RAMSEY We are not dealing with a family who wants the property. We are not taking this land unfairly. This ...
LAURA DUBOIS Whatever an author puts between the two covers of his book is public property; whatever of himself h...
GAIL HAMILTON When in the Land of Property think like a propertarian. Dress like one, eat like one, act like one, ...
URSULA K. LE GUIN It's too bad that the media can't respect people's privacy. If the media continue to trespass on pri...
CINDY GUAGENTI In socialism, private property is anathema, and equal distribution of income the first consideration...
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ATSUSHI OSA The secret of my success is my hairspray.
RICHARD GERE Love is blind, and a deaf-mute too.
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HERBERT SPENCER defending the religious freedom of Christians.
THE FOUNDATION Gloria.
THE FOUNDATION The private control of credit is the modern form of slavery.
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JEANETTE CORON Fishes live in the sea, as men do on land: the great ones eat up the little ones.
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AMBROSE BIERCE Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.
AMBROSE BIERCE Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.
AMBROSE BIERCE Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
AMBROSE BIERCE Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
AMBROSE BIERCE Sabbath - a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and wa...
AMBROSE BIERCE The small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify we give the name of knowledge.
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