Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either.

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

That [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing.

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

I feel that life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable