Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use. Pleasant because one is in the best possible company and safe because sleep is the consummate protection against the unseemliness that is the invariable consequence of being awake. What you don't know won't hurt you. Sleep is death without the responsibility.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep

I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.