Love is the light of life; in marriage, it is the electricity bill.

Marriage is a stupidity that is celebrated for two.

A marriage is the official licence to exploit the labour of wedded husband.

The marriage certificate is a licence that is obtained before the driving test.

In the marriage, dialogues and sounds of the woman are written and directed by the man.

Before marriage, her parents wonder when he will go home; after marriage, she wonders when he will come home.