Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing they marry later; for another thing they die earlier

Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them.

We must respect the other fellow's religion,but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an inquest.

Marriage is like life in this-that it is a field of battle, and not a bed of roses.