My giant tortoise now weighs 100 pounds, eats 50 pounds of hay a week and goes to the toilet like a horse.

When you put someone who weighs 700 pounds on that narrow gurney, it can be awkward. Not only does this person not fit, there's a chance he or she could fall. Our job is to get that patient to where they need to be safely and in a dignified manner. Traditional ambulances can't do that.

I just like to catch fish, I don't care if it weighs half a pound or 10 pounds, ... But I can't do a lot of casting. I can work a jig or a worm. But not for long, especially if the big ones are biting. Those big bass will make it hurt after a while.

On the bathroom scale he weighs 50 pounds. We took him out to the hog scales and he weighed 46 pounds.

Oh, well, we deal in pounds and ounces, and our average carp from Lake Austin weighs about 20 pounds.

I roast and blend a thousand pounds of espresso a week.