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My songs are about anything my son does that I seem to find funny and that all dads and moms can enjoy and can relate to.


Krista Eyler

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JAY FARRAR All the moms, and dads, and kids, and grandparents - everybody helps.
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SAM SMITH I don't just want to sing about simplistic things all the time. It's good to have a mix of s...
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GLENN HUGHES He is my son. But if a son does not care about the dignity of his family, God can take him. You cann...
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JON BELLION My motivations are thinking I can write better songs, that the concerts can be better.
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CHUCK PALAHNIUK I've always been a freak and different, oddball even in my childhood and my own family, so I can rel...
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CHRISTOPHER WALLACE To the voices in our heads that tell us we aren't good enough: do be quiet.
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RACHEL TRUE The theory on my part is to read; reading is the answer. Read anything that you can get your hands o...
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BLU CANTRELL I think you can feel the pain I've experienced in my music. It's something that a lot of people can ...
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I think that should...
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“When you string together curse words, I g...
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