Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Could you please be as silent as the G in lasagna?

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.

Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it.