Once you begin to believe there is help "out there," you will know it to be true.

Where there is a will there is a way. is an old true saying. He who resolves upon doing a thing, by that very resolution often scales the barriers to it, and secures its achievement. To think we are able, is almost to be so - to determine upon attainment is frequently attainment itself.

Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.

I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

Certainly with the help of the city and school officials cooperating together, hopefully we will not have to cut important educational programs.

I would not want to live if I could not perform. It's in my will. I am not to be revived unless I can do an hour of stand-up.