Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun, and you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome, son.
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your way down.
JOHN DRYDEN Be nice to people on your way up because you might meet 'em on
your way down.
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MICHAEL BLOOMBERG Our lives are like these things I make. Turn 'em, build 'em, bake 'em in fire. That's what you've be...
JOANNE HARRIS Brian, Josh and Elliot (Mattingly) had a good meet.
TOM WILLIAMS ...You work that hard to get up here, and you think, one pitch and it could be all over for your son...
BILL HARTLEY By perfect good karma, you shall meet the True Guru, and then the Dear Lord, by His Sweet Will, shal...
GURU GOBIND SINGH If you're being attacked by something on the outside, which I feel a lot being in show business,...
JACKEE HARRY There are consequences if you stand up for what you believe. Heck, you might - you might lose your s...
LOUIE GOHMERT Please understand, you are not welcome here.
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MICHAEL ANCELL If you respect me by not picking up the option, I'll show trust and loyalty to you by signing with y...
CARLOS BOOZER The Lord made Adam, the Lord made Eve, he made 'em both a little bit naive.
E. Y. HARBURG Let us take refuge from this world. You can do this in spirit, even if you are kept here in the body...
SAINT AMBROSE You are going to get the same service that the women get that come to our breast center here at Thom...
ELMERIA TEFFETELLER You might know how many homes are going up, ... but you might not be able to predict how many childr...
CAROLYN EDWARDS no matter how little it might seem, if you are doing it for the Lord and you are doing it with a pur...
SUNDAY ADELAJA Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.
JIMMY DURANTE It's the fans that need spring training. You gotta get 'em interested. Wake 'em up and let 'em know ...
HARRY CARAY Until we meet again, may the good Lord take a liking to you.
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YOU QUANXI If positive and healthy materials are absent, negative materials are sure to be dominant in the cybe...
YOU QUANXI In a robust global business environment, our business units operated well in the first quarter. More...
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HARRY YOU We are pleased to close the books on 2004 following the painstaking review of almost five years of f...
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BEAR GRYLLS We are angry. We are angry about extremism and about what they are doing to our country, angry about...
TONY BLAIR If somebody mistreats you, treat ’em good. That kills ’em.
BOBBY BOWDEN If you can endure, if you can persevere, if you can work and not grow weary, if you're both obsessed...
OSCAR AULIQ-ICE Undocumented aliens unfortunately are not protected by the law, and they are tremendously subjected ...
RUTH BADER GINSBURG And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three,...
MONTY PYTHON Also you want to look at trees that are native to our climate. You know you might have seen shows on...
ANGIE HICKS And he said unto Balak, Stand here by thy burnt offering, while I meet the LORD yonder.
BIBLE If you are scared you son might be gay, build a big baking soda and vinegar volcano. When you mix th...
JONNY BOI But Jehoshaphat said, Is there not here a prophet of the LORD besides, that we might enquire of him?...
BIBLE It was a personal record for Josh by more than two feet. He had gone 47 feet in our previous meet, s...
GALE GROSS Great men show politeness in a particular way; a smile suffices to assure you that you are welcome, ...
JOHN JAMES AUDUBON What about the residential areas? What about my home? What about other families who houses that are ...
SHAWN JOHNSON You live by the gun and knife, and die by the gun and knife.
JOE VALACHI On behalf of the people of Alabama and Childersburg, I welcome you here, ... Remember every time you...
BOB RILEY Lord help you! Tell 'em Queen Anne's dead.
GEORGE COLMAN, THE YOUNGER More than ever we must show our will to welcome the world here in our city.
BERTRAND DELANOE It's the fans that need spring training. You gotta get 'em interested. Wake 'em up and l...
HARRY CARAY This is a manifestation that democracy in our country is very much alive, and protected by both gove...
FIDEL RAMOS You know something is a hit comedically if you can just call up one of your friends and belt out a l...
ERIC ANDRE You go to a high school meet and it's sparsely populated, but here it's packed on both sides.
GLENN CLARK Mistresses are like books; if you pore upon them too much, they doze you and make you unfit for comp...
WILLIAM WYCHERLEY Sometimes if you want to get rid of the gun, you have to pick the gun up.
HUEY NEWTON If you are not egotistical, you will welcome the opportunity to learn more.
JOHN TEMPLETON She's our big gun. It was nice to see her pick up where she left off. Our last meet here, for distri...
STEVE HULING You are encouraged to be creative. I was creating something I enjoy, and it clicked with the script ...
PAT LESTER Girls are like Pokemon. It doesn't matter how good you are; You can't catch em all if you don't have...
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CHRIS SMITH We have a very healthy market here. Houses are selling well, except when you get up in the ranges ov...
DON PICKETT We will be protected by the great men and women of our military and law enforcement and, most import...
DONALD TRUMP Welcome, welcome to Caraval! The grandest show on land or by sea. Inside you’ll experience more wo...
STEPHANIE GARBER I want everyone in the Republican party who opposed me to know this: you are welcome to join this pe...
CARL PALADINO We have been made to feel so welcome ever since we got to Thompson.
JANET HARVEY When we move, we are in a way de-structured by our movement toward something: we are both her...
MURIEL BARBERY Joey and Josh both threw strikes, but you can't have five errors and expect to win.
BRIAN SHIPLEY You scratch your head and wonder. They're obviously not doing anybody any good sitting out here at t...
DENNIS RAMSEY You can have it pop up with what historical location they're by, what restaurant they're by, what la...
JASON WILSON Josh is just a great athlete. He has a couple of colleges looking at him. Both Dan and Pat are both ...
JAY BLAYLOCK Dear Lord, we know that You are a Father and that you love your Son. [...] We know how deep Your lov...
CAROLYNE AARSEN Here you have a couple, and it requires both of them to work to make ends meet. If you want to get a...
JUDY SWANSON Dear Josh, we stopped by to fuck you but you didn't answer the door. Therefore you are gay.
Si...
DANIEL CLOWES Throughout our history we have seen the careers of some of the nation's most notable journalists flo...
JANN WENNER Don't wake up in the morning and wonder why you are here. Wake up and wonder why you are not making ...
RANJIT GEORGE The opinions of others can be of no substantial use if you not let it make who you are and stand up ...
JEFFREY LEE GIBSON JR. Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down
JIMMY DURANTE If you are in here and haven't made a mistake, I'd like to meet you because I've been waiting for Je...
SHARON STONE No one can tell you why you are here on Earth. It is up to you to show them what you are here for.
AVIS JOHN Show no fear to your enemies. Only contempt. Never let anyone look down on you. You're just as good ...
SHERRILYN KENYON I am afraid to show you who I really am, because if I show you who I really am, you might not like i...
SABRINA WARD HARRISON If you are a gun manufacturer, the product you make is not subject to safety regulation by the Consu...
MICHAEL D. BARNES Both Penny and our baby son are gorgeous, healthy and doing well,
ROD STEWART Here's what I've learned about raising boys... if you keep 'em busy, they're fine. Y...
KENNY ROGERS You don't have the best of the best in AAA because Jefferson and Wheeling Park aren't here, but in t...
CHRIS PARSONS that conversations both with the President and among senior advisors, including the First Lady, are ...
CHARLES RUFF Everything passes by, and we are left with just our memories
BEN OAK Then she said, Did I desire a son of my lord? did I not say, Do not deceive me? / Then he said to Ge...
BIBLE Durango's is good wherever they are, and they make you feel welcome.
JOANNE YOUNGBLOOD Both teams turned in some great times and distances, especially for the first meet. Once the season ...
BRIAN CATHERMAN It's not a shock that (schools are) overcrowded because you have new houses popping up everywhere.
HEATHER TALLANT I sense that you are nearby, son and daughter of the Almari bloodline. I will soon come for you both...
ERIC MROZEK If you look at our hitting stats, our hitting stats are not very good. A lot of those points were gi...
GREG MURLEY The message is, 'You're not welcome here -- you have to go there,'
BRIAN BAKER If the gun is not registered to the parent, then it would be up to the investigators to determine wh...
DEBBIE CARTER When you're locked up in here for life, you learn to welcome the little freedoms.
ALEXANDER GORDON SMITH Home is where you are appreciated, safe and protected, creative, and where you are loved - not where...
NAWAL EL SAADAWI When you fight, anger drives up testosterone in both men and women.
HELEN FISHER We have to show them that their interests are protected and that enlargement is good for all of Euro...
ALEKSANDER KWASNIEWSKI We'll pick (a date) in the coming weeks and they're welcome to show up.
JAY REIFF -Elle, we might not know much about each other, and I might not be there, and you might not be here,...
ASHLEY POSTON By 8 a.m., ... there are usually two vendors out here, and an envious woman in the corner. If you ha...
JOSE ORTIZ This is the person you think is your antagonist, who ends up being your greatest ally: the person wh...
BONNIE HAMMER No. Offensively, these guys are really good. I saw 'em at Pittsburgh and they demoralized those guys...
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JOSH DUHAMEL There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.
JOSH BILLINGS Everybody was trying to put me in action movies and heroic roles, and I wanted to find more complex ...
JOSH HARTNETT At a certain point, even if the one alpha male is dominant, at a certain point there's a younger...
JOSH LUCAS I secretly enjoy being alone - hiking alone, skiing alone, walking along the beach alone, going to m...
JOSH ZUCKERMAN No matter how devastating our struggles, disappointments, and troubles are, they are only temporary....
JOSH MCDOWELL You hear about quality time a lot but I really think that quantity time with a person is really what...
JOSH TURNER Anyone with sincere religious beliefs cannot say that all religions are true. That is so illogical i...
JOSH MCDOWELL I like both athletic girls and girly girls. It depends on their personality. I like girls who can go...
JOSH HUTCHERSON The holidays are a way to get away from the pain of the year, creating something people can laugh at...
JOSH GORDON I think one of the coolest things you can do is disappear for a while, because it gives you the chan...
JOSH HOMME After I set out to refute Christianity intellectually and couldn't, I came to the conclusion the...
JOSH MCDOWELL Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
JOSH BILLINGS Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.
JOSH BILLINGS There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.
JOSH BILLINGS There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
JOSH BILLINGS Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
JOSH BILLINGS Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.
JOSH BILLINGS Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to h...
JOSH BILLINGS Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
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