Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun, and you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome, son.

The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.

The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.

The road goes ever on and on

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

I’m reminded of a book my father used to read me,” she said. “A bunch of elves and things get into a huge war over a piece of jewelry that everybody wants but nobody can wear.