Outside of traffic, there is nothing that has held this country back as much as committees.

The only way to solve the traffic problems of the country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars are allowed to use the highways. That would make traffic so scarce, we could use our boulevards for children's playgrounds.

There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.