Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
Ambrose Bierce
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Patience, n. -- A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue.
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AMBROSE BIERCE Patience is a minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue.
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MAUREEN JOHNSON Patience is also a form of action.
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Patience.
INDIA EDGHILL All sympathy not consistent with acknowledged virtue is but disguised selfishness.
SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE All sympathy not consistent with acknowledged virtue is but disguised selfishness
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ELAYNE BOOSLER UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
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JASMINA SIDEROVSKI Patience is a virtue and the best things in life are worth waiting for.
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SHORT QUOTES Never place a LID on your dreams ~
L~Limitations
I~Intimidation
D~Dispair
PADDICK VAN ZYL Patience, the beggar's virtue, shall find no harbor here.
PHILIP MASSINGER Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power.
BERTRAND RUSSELL Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power.
BERTRAND RUSSEL Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power.
BERTRAND RUSSELL I hope others look to him and say it can happen. Hopefully they realize patience is of virtue.
SCOTT BROWN Patience is the silken cord on which are strung the pearls of virtue.
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DEYTH BANGER Knowledge causes depression and a lot of pressure.
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CARTER CROCKER Patience, the beggar's virtue, shall find no harbor here.
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VERONICA ROTH Let your true love be your lifetime treasure and beyond.
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AMBROSE BIERCE Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
AMBROSE BIERCE Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
AMBROSE BIERCE Sabbath - a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and wa...
AMBROSE BIERCE The small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify we give the name of knowledge.
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