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J.K. ROWLING Percy wouldn’t recognise a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby’s tea-cosy.
J.K. ROWLING I definitely look up to Veronica Roth, Suzanne Collins, and J.K. Rowling.
VICTORIA AVEYARD Something did happen, and I really don't feel proud of it.
DEYTH BANGER Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.
ALBUS DUMBLEDORE We had a script reading, and that's where we met J.K. Rowling, which was really exciting.
RUPERT GRINT We never had any doubt that Harry Potter and his world came from the rich and extraordinary imaginat...
BARBARA MARCUS I don't care if you danced naked on the roof of the Little Palace with him. I love you, Alina, even ...
LEIGH BARDUGO Nobody sells books like J.K. Rowling. We have a rule in publishing: Never compare anything to 'H...
CASSANDRA CLARE I build community. However, I do it wearing a number of hats.
CAMERON SINCLAIR I have spent many, many hours reading J.K. Rowling's work. I am a known 'Harry Potter' f...
LEV GROSSMAN There is a tradition of not wearing two hats in the government.
DONALD RITCHIE Draco: "Hermione Granger, I’m being bossed around by Hermione Granger."
— J.K. Rowling (Ha...
J.K. ROWLING LDraco: "Hermione Granger, I’m being bossed around by Hermione Granger."
— J.K. Rowling (H...
J.K. ROWLING By the way, the Harry Potter series is literature, in spite of what some people might say. The way J...
GARY OLDMAN J.K. Rowling said Bellatrix's role was going to be significant in the last one, when I showed so...
HELENA BONHAM CARTER Right now I'm wearing several hats, and she's wearing several hats, and we will share.
RACHEL CARPENTER J.K. Rowling is a talented storyteller, but she has also used the style and technique of modern tele...
MICHAEL O'BRIEN You wouldn't know a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord...
BLACKADDER If you want life-long friendship and selfless camaraderie, join the army and learn to kill.
If ...
J.K. ROWLING The Hobbit is based on an earlier, shorter book, written by legendary author J.K. Rowling. This make...
MIKE STOKLASA This world is a joke, and I'm in it
OLIWAH GOUDEE 'Harry Potter' created a generation of readers in an era when kids could have disappeared in...
GARY ROSS I'm not saying that I'm better than anyone... I'm just saying that I'm one-of-a-kind.
C LIONG the deceased don’t want you to forget about them. They just want you to move past it; not to dwell...
JUSTIN PYFROM I feel naked without jewelry. If I'm having a bad hair day, I pick something from my huge collec...
OLIVIA THIRLBY One minute before or after and it wouldnt of happend, is it random or fate?
MISS HANNAH HOWITT When people pose the question, are you “coxom”, Tom Conrad? I like to pose a question back at th...
TOM CONRAD Being normal in today's society feels as if one is stripping you of your clothes; its a horrible fee...
DANIEL MATHEWS Piper: it looks like we have hole. Percy: Yeah we've got a dam hole! (LOL-ing) Piper: What! Percy: I...
RICK RIORDAN The mightiest power of death is not that it can make people die, but that it can make the people you...
FREDRIK BACKMAN Closed eyes, heart not beating, but a living love.
AVIS COREA J.K. Rowling called in May to invite me to her house and interview her on the day of the new book's ...
EMERSON SPARTZ J.K. Rowling called in May to invite me to her house and interview her on the day of the new book's ...
EMERSON SPARTZ Yogi saw three of his players in the locker room wearing Cone Head hats. Yogi said, Those guys make ...
YOGI BERRA Like a deep sad note
played beneath the ocean
waving through the orb
the memories of ...
PAWAN MISHRA this sounds a little simple, but I think if we didnt know illness we wouldnt really feel the exhilir...
PRISCILLA WARNER I'm glad I am a woman who once danced naked in the Mediterranean Sea at midnight.
MERCEDES MCCAMBRIDGE When I first became a lawyer, only 2% of the bar was women. People would always think I was a secret...
BELLA ABZUG I don't even like to be naked in front of myself!
CAMRYN MANHEIM They should make earplugs for people who are grieving, so we don't have to hear the stupid things pe...
CAROLE GEITHNER If you want to find something with an equation, you must start thinking like a person who have it.
DEYTH BANGER Wherever I am, if I've got a book with me, I have a place I can go and be happy."
[Har...
J.K. ROWLING Using an alter-ego for emotional protection is like wearing an armour plated chef's apron at the fro...
MICHAEL BOAG The emotions triggered by fiction are very real. When Charles Dickens wrote about the death of Littl...
PAUL BLOOM We all dressed Western. That's the image that Carrol put out to the community. He had us wearing Wes...
CHARLIE HOLLOWAY We danced. Remember? I was so proud to have you there, in my arms,in front of other people. Even if ...
KIERA CASS The inscription on his gravestone had felt so wholly insufficient the moment she saw it. Just a name...
STUART NADLER There's a technicality to designing and wearing hats. A hat is balancing the proportions of your...
PHILIP TREACY Death is tough for the people left behind on earth.
PRATEEKSHA MALIK People in the real world always say, when something terrible happens, that the sadness and loss and ...
FREDRIK BACKMAN When his wife was at his side, she was also in front of him, marking out the horizon of his life. No...
MILAN KUNDERA I don't even like to be naked in front of myself!
CAMRYN MANHEIM Reading books is like wearing winter clothes; it covers and warms up the body of your naked soul.
MUNIA KHAN All my heroes wore coats and ties to work. What happened to men wearing hats? Maybe I should bring b...
AARON SORKIN I've been wearing a lot of hats, doing everyday business and trying to deal with the issue. It would...
BRETT GARDNER I'm flattered to be compared to (J.K.) Rowling because I think she's done an incredible amount for r...
CHRISTOPHER PAOLINI I'm not like J.K. Rowling, where I know there's going to be this number of seasons, and I kn...
ALAN BALL I kind of dress like a boy from the nineties. I like wearing baseball hats. I just like to be really...
MAE WHITMAN If I miss one day of practice, I notice it. If I miss two days, the critics notice it. If I miss thr...
IGNACY (JAN) PADEREWSKI There were no criteria at all except that a woman wear a hat or enjoy wearing hats.
CRAIG MARBERRY Notice how we all stand in a production line of possibility as opportunities for goodness pass in fr...
TONY BRADY I think I'll have complex feelings about [the last book], ... It's clearly the series that I will be...
ARTHUR LEVINE Couples saw me and pointed out I was wearing an Ashworth shirt. They (Ashworth) are one of his spons...
DONATHON STOVER I’m never wearing them," Ron was saying stubbornly. "Never."
"Fine," snapped Mrs. Weasley. "G...
J.K. ROWLING And Hermione was struggling to her feet in the wreckage, and three red-headed men were grouped on th...
J.K. ROWLING Whoever said that loss gets easier with time was a liar. Here's what really happens: The spaces betw...
KRISTIN O'DONNELL TUBB He Is Not Dead
I cannot say, and I will not say
That he is dead. He is just away. JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY From the day after we lose someone, how we lost them doesn't matter. All that matters now is that th...
CHAD PELLEY When he died, all things soft and beautiful and bright would be buried with him.
MADELINE MILLER I’d give in to the grief but make sure I wasn’t loud enough to draw attention from those who thi...
ADAM SILVERA It hurts when they're gone. And it doesn't matter if it's slow or fast, whether it's a long drawn-ou...
WALTER MOSLEY But surely Uncle Akbar could not be dead as they were dead? There must be something indestructible �...
M.M. KAYE It's hard for children's authors to be accepted when they try to write adult books. J.K. Row...
R. L. STINE They all ordered massive plates of eggs, pancakes, and reindeer sausage, though Frank looked a littl...
RICK RIORDAN Welcome, praetor!” he said. “You need any giants’ faces smashed while you’re in town, just l...
RICK RIORDAN It's very liberating to be naked in front of a hundred people, but there's nothing sexual ab...
BILL PAXTON We've been wearing sweaters and hats. We had plastic put over the windows outside too.
CHARLES WILSON There sat Floyd, naked as a blue jay and not half as pretty. He had the largest head I ever saw on a...
DEB BAKER We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's wh...
J.K. ROWLING It is much more valuable to look for the strength in others. You can gain nothing by criticizing the...
DAISAKU IKEDA It's very liberating to be naked in front of a hundred people, but there's nothing sexual about love...
BILL PAXTON You're joking, Perce! You are actually joking, Percy... I don't think I've heard you joke since you ...
J.K. ROWLING Fru Weasley vækkede dem tidligt den følgende onsdag.
Efter en let morgenmad bestående ...
J.K. ROWLING If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
STEVEN WRIGHT If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
STEPHEN WRIGHT Being put on top of each other and forced to masturbate, being naked in front of each other — i...
BERNARD HAYKEL It takes one person to rewrite the history book.
J.R. RIM Can't stay long, Mother," he said. "I'm up front, the prefects have got two compartments to themselv...
J.K. ROWLING Don’t praise your wife or neighbour’s wife in front of your neighbor.
VIKRANT PARSAI Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the wh...
W. S. MERWIN The small business types don't have an IT department. It's either the business owner or some other e...
DAN STEVENSON A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and on...
CARL SANDBERG A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and on...
CARL SANDBURG Annabeth realized that if six of them went on these two quests, it would leave Percy alone on the sh...
RICK RIORDAN In the center stood a marble alter, where a kid in a toga was doing some sort of ritual in front of ...
RICK RIORDAN Never give up on you. In order to make a difference you would have to somehow be different.
JOHNNIE DENT JR. Of how many a man may it not be said that hope made a fool of him until he danced into the arms of d...
ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER How do you go on knowing that you will never again - not ever, ever - see the person you have loved?...
HOWARD JACOBSON When a child dies, a parent loses a part of themselves,” he said. “Your whole world ceases to ex...
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J.K. ROWLING And don’t forget: Elvendork! It’s unisex!
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J.K. ROWLING Loony, Loopy Lupin.
J.K. ROWLING Harry -- yer a wizard.
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J.K. ROWLING Well, you're expelling us aren't you?" said Ron.
"Not today, Mr. Weasley."
Snape looked as...
J.K. ROWLING First sign of madness, talking to your own head.
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J.K. ROWLING sporadic howls from the ghoul who lived in the attic.
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J.K. ROWLING Harry heard the final, quavering note from the bagpipe with relief.
J.K. ROWLING Dobby non può permettere che Harry Potter si perde il suo rosso!
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J.K. ROWLING Oh,’ said Mr Crouch, looking over at Percy in mild surprise. ‘Yes – thank you, Weatherby.’ F...
J.K. ROWLING Good one,” said Ron, copying it down. “Because of . . . erm . . . Mercury. Why don’t you...
J.K. ROWLING Myrtle," Harry said slowly, "how am I supposed to breathe?"
At this, Myrtle's eyes filled...
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J.K. ROWLING I like a healthy breeze ’round my privates, thanks.
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J.K. ROWLING Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret …
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J.K. ROWLING Harry Potter has to go into the lake and find his Wheezy—"
"Find my what?"
"—and take ...
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J.K. ROWLING Not going to have a very good month, are you?” she said sardonically as Crookshanks curled up in h...
J.K. ROWLING I haven’t got a clue what this lot’s supposed to mean,” he said, staring down at a long list o...
J.K. ROWLING You all righ'?"
"Yeah,"
"No yeh're not... 'Course yeh're not. But yeh will be.
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J.K. ROWLING That’s not the song it sang when it Sorted us,” said Harry, clapping along with everyone else. �...
J.K. ROWLING Death,
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J.K. ROWLING He will stay, Minerva, because he needs to understand,’ said Dumbledore curtly. ‘Understanding i...
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J.K. ROWLING The truth is generally preferable to lies...
J.K. ROWLING Hermione, Harry and Ron still seem to want to know you, judging by the way they were attempting to b...
J.K. ROWLING If they say yes, send Pig back with your answer pronto, and we’ll come and get you at five o’clo...
J.K. ROWLING Oh, shut up, Weatherby.
J.K. ROWLING Aaaaah,” said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney’s mystical whisper, “when two Neptunes appear...
J.K. ROWLING Kill the spare.
-Voldemort
J.K. ROWLING What would come, would come...and he would have to meet it when it did.
J.K. ROWLING What he really wanted (and it felt almost shameful to admit it to himself) was someone like — some...
J.K. ROWLING Who’s avoiding you?” said Ron, sitting down next to them. “Wish you would,” said Fred, looki...
J.K. ROWLING We’ve been hearing explosions out of their room for ages, but we never thought they were actually ...
J.K. ROWLING Harry -
I'm flying north immediately. This news about your scar is the latest in a series of st...
J.K. ROWLING He wasn't sure if he wanted to talk to him or hit him, both seemed quite appealing...
J.K. ROWLING But I think Durmstrang must be somewhere in the far north," said Hermione thoughtfully. "Somewhere v...
J.K. ROWLING Percy wouldn’t recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby’s tea cozy.
J.K. ROWLING So...you lot got dates for the ball yet?"
"Nope," said Ron.
"Well, you'd better hurry up m...
J.K. ROWLING Come seek us where our voices sound, We cannot sing above the ground, And while you’re searching, ...
J.K. ROWLING Harry took a deep, steadying breath and then said, “Okay, I can’t see the World Cup. Can I go no...
J.K. ROWLING A team of doctors had examined the bodies and had concluded that none of the Riddles had been poison...
J.K. ROWLING Aren't you two ever going to read Hogwarts, A History?"
"What's the point?" said Ron. "Yo...
J.K. ROWLING He was going to be armed with his wand - which, just now, felt like nothing more than a narrow strip...
J.K. ROWLING Remember Cedric. Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is ri...
J.K. ROWLING The words came out before Harry had quite got his tongue around them.
“Wangoballwime?”
J.K. ROWLING But I was willing to embrace mortal life again, before chasing immortality.
J.K. ROWLING Giggling should be made illegal.
J.K. ROWLING OH NO YOU DON’T, LADDIE!”
Harry spun around. Professor Moody was limping down the marble st...
J.K. ROWLING There are those who'll turn innocent occasions to their advantage.
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J.K. ROWLING Professor Snape was forcing them to research antidotes. They took this one seriously, as he had hint...
J.K. ROWLING Bubotubers,” Professor Sprout told them briskly. “They need squeezing. You will collect the pus ...
J.K. ROWLING Wow!” said Dennis, as though nobody in their wildest dreams could hope for more than being ...
J.K. ROWLING Half an hour later, each of them had been given a complicated circular chart, and was attempting to ...
J.K. ROWLING We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. ~Albus Dumbledore
J.K. ROWLING I just wondered where you —” Ron broke off, shrugging. “Nothing. I’m going back to bed.” J.K. ROWLING He had no memory of ever being hugged like this, as though by a mother. The full weight of everythin...
J.K. ROWLING Completely forgetting about dinner, he walked slowly back up to Gryffindor tower. Cho's voice echoin...
J.K. ROWLING She’s a veela!” he said hoarsely to Harry.
“Of course she isn’t!” said Hermion...
J.K. ROWLING I was ripped from my body, I was less than spirit, less than the meanest ghost . . . but still, I wa...
J.K. ROWLING He knew one thing only, and it was beyond fear or reason: He was not going to die crouching here lik...
J.K. ROWLING You know your mother, Malfoy?” said Harry “That expression she’s got, like she’s got ...
J.K. ROWLING I hate being poor.
J.K. ROWLING As Hagrid had said, what would come would come and he would have to meet it when it did.
J.K. ROWLING Enjoying it? I don’t reckon he’d come home if Dad didn’t make him. He’s obsessed. Just don�...
J.K. ROWLING Play to your strengths."
"I haven’t got any," said Harry, before he could stop himself....
J.K. ROWLING Oh you is a bad elf, Dobby!
J.K. ROWLING No, I'm fine,' said Harry, wondering why he kept telling people this, and wondering whether he had e...
J.K. ROWLING She can't keep writing about what a tragic little hero I am, it'll get boring.
J.K. ROWLING You’re JOKING!” said Fred Weasley loudly.
The tension that had filled the Hall ever since M...
J.K. ROWLING Yeah you can have a word," said Harry savagely. "Good-bye.
J.K. ROWLING Oh, shut up Weatherby.
J.K. ROWLING Hello, Professor McGonagall,” said Moody calmly, bouncing the ferret still higher.
“What �...
J.K. ROWLING He sounds exactly like Moody," said Harry quietly, tucking the letter away again inside his robes. "...
J.K. ROWLING Harry, Cedric, I suggest you both go up to bed," said Dumbledore, smiling at both of them. "I am sur...
J.K. ROWLING Muggle women wear them, Archie, not the men, they wear these,' said the Ministry wizard, and he bran...
J.K. ROWLING Really Hagrid, if you are holding out for universal popularity, I'm afraid you will be in this cabin...
J.K. ROWLING Well, I’m sure you’ll find someone somewhere who’ll have you.
J.K. ROWLING Of course we still want to know you!" Harry said, staring at Hagrid.
"You don't think anything ...
J.K. ROWLING Aaah ... when two Neptunes appear in the sky it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being bor...
J.K. ROWLING Wild!" Ron said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. "I can make that old bloke down there pick h...
J.K. ROWLING She should've interviewed Snape," said Harry grimly. "He'd give her the goods on me any day. "Pot...
J.K. ROWLING But Ron was staring at Hermione as though suddenly seeing her in a whole new light.
“Hermione...
J.K. ROWLING I sometimes find, and I am sure you know the feeling, that I simply have too many thoughts and memor...
J.K. ROWLING Ron's indignation on his behalf was worth about a hundred points to him.
J.K. ROWLING I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said, Harry.
J.K. ROWLING You fail to recognize that it matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be!
J.K. ROWLING I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the sh...
J.K. ROWLING We're coming or you whether the Muggles like it or not, you can't miss the World Cup, only Mum and D...
J.K. ROWLING Well, you can't break an Unbreakable Vow...."
"I'd worked that much out for myself, funnily eno...
J.K. ROWLING Dark times lie ahead of us and there will be a time when we must choose between what is easy and wha...
J.K. ROWLING I love magic!
J.K. ROWLING Well, I can certainly see why we're trying to keep them alive. Who wouldn't want pets that can burn,...
J.K. ROWLING Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves it's own mark. To have been loved so deeply, even t...
J.K. ROWLING He wished he could rip out his heart, his innards, everything that was screaming inside him...
J.K. ROWLING Potter wasn't such an unusual name. He was sure there were lots of people called Potter who had a so...
J.K. ROWLING I do believe something magical can happen when you read a good book
J.K. ROWLING Wandering around at midnight, Ickle Firsties? Tut, tut, tut. Naughty, naughty, you'll get caughty.
J.K. ROWLING Shooting stars all over Britain? Owls flying by daylight? Mysterious people in cloaks all over the p...
J.K. ROWLING Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Un...
J.K. ROWLING Why do you live?
Because I have something worth living for.
J.K. ROWLING I am not forgotten, you know, no, I still receive a very great deal of fan mail.
. . . Gladys G...
J.K. ROWLING Oh, these people's minds work in strange ways, Petunia, they're not like you and me," said Uncle Ver...
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