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Poll workers are a crucial element of the election process. You can buy new machines, you can educate voters, but really the poll workers are the bridge between the polling place and the voter.


Doug Chapin

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Keep dreaming and reach out to your dreams.
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As we wave our goodbyes,
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DOUG HOFFMAN Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
DOUG LARSON There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
DOUG LARSON Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of hom...
DOUG LARSON A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
DOUG LARSON Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
DOUG LARSON Somehow super power and hero are so synonymous that they get combined into one word, 'superhero,...
DOUG LIMAN Football is my profession now. I'm getting married in August... It's a new experience for me...
DOUG FLUTIE A safe, affordable and plentiful supply of food is a national security issue.
DOUG OSE A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
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