Ringo isn't the best drummer in the world. He isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles.

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

The whole debate on what food is best for us is complex, ongoing and often controlled by vested interests.

My driving habits are so ingrained that the driving examiner would fail me in the first mile. That's provided he hadn't died of a heart attack by then.

When the amalgam is delivered to your dentist in a special protective box, he has to take extreme caution when handling the stuff: with masks, gloves, gowns, goggles, all needed to protect him from danger. He then drills your teeth and rams the mixture into your cavities, whereupon it becomes miraculously, instantly safe!

When you're six years old, the word 'poo' is the funniest word on God's earth, but this insults my intelligence.