The whole debate on what food is best for us is complex, ongoing and often controlled by vested interests.

Ringo isn't the best drummer in the world. He isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles.

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

When you're six years old, the word 'poo' is the funniest word on God's earth, but this insults my intelligence.

My real name is Bob Davis, but for some reason, I got the name Jasper while playing football at the local rec when I was nine years old, and it just stuck. Years later, when someone asked 'Jasper who?' I just said 'Carrott' - but I have no idea why I came out with that particular word.

I used to be a columnist for 'Golf Monthly' and have contributed articles for national newspapers based on the humour that is in abundance in the game, which is more than can be said of tennis.