SCRIBBLER, n. A professional writer whose views are antagonistic to one's own.

The purpose of a chronicler of moods and deeds does not require him to express his personal views upon the grave controversy above given.

Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, _Homo ventrambulans_.