Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women's pants.

And it's my opinion, and that's only my opinion, you are a lunatic. Just because there are a few hundred other people sharing your lunacy with you does not make you any saner. Doomed, eh?

Charlie & Chocolate Factory

I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar

The 12-step chocolate program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!