Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself into the audience and adjust my pace and tuning to them. I can get into their heads through their ears and through their eyes. Only through this total communication can I really achieve what I'm trying to do.

That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.

I don't see much comedy in the Bible, where people are writing about funny people. It's not there.