Sex is the only field where the amateur is favoured and the professional is disapproved.

A person is always ready to favour him from whom he received a gift in the past.

The doctor asks the patient what is wrong, and then the patient asks the doctor what is wrong.

When a man doesn’t go straight home, his wife’s remarks do.

Marriage is a stupidity that is celebrated for two.

A good girl always gets caught; a bad girl knows how to avoid being caught.