She never wanted anyone in her kitchen, so the only way you could get to lick the beater or the spatula was to help her out.

She never wanted anyone in her kitchen, so the only way you could get to lick the beater or the spatula was to help her out. All of a sudden, one day I realized I knew how to make all this stuff.

If you can't lick 'em, join 'em

If it can lick, it can bite

Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers.

They're really just a vehicle from which to lick frosting.