Statisticians probably do it

I never keep a scorecard or the batting averages. I hate statistics. What I got to know, I keep in my head.

I can't tell you why there's a delay, but stick your head out of the window and you'll know why.

Anybody who's ever had the privilege of seeing me play knows that I am the greatest pitcher in the world.

I ain't what I used to be, but who the hell is?

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.