Stop thinking about fun and have it”

Homer Simpson

My standard comment is, 'If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.'

To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems

Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?

I basically drew my own family. My father's name is Homer. My mother's name is Margaret. I have a sister Lisa and another sister Maggie, so I drew all of them. I was going to name the main character Matt, but I didn't think it would go over well in a pitch meeting, so I changed the name to Bart.

Trying is the first step towards failure". - Homer Simpson