Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.

PANTALOONS, n. A nether habiliment of the adult civilized male. The garment is tubular and unprovided with hinges at the points of flexion. Supposed to have been invented by a humorist. Called "trousers" by the enlightened and "pants" by the unworthy.

MOUSQUETAIRE, n. A long glove covering a part of the arm. Worn in New Jersey. But "mousquetaire" is a might poor way to spell muskeeter.

HAND, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.

ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The mother of caution.

ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The mother of caution."My accountability, bear in mind," Said the Grand Vizier: "Yes, yes," Said the Shah: "I do --'tis the only kind Of ability you possess." --Joram Tate