ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The mother of caution.

ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The mother of caution."My accountability, bear in mind," Said the Grand Vizier: "Yes, yes," Said the Shah: "I do --'tis the only kind Of ability you possess." --Joram Tate

Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.

Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.