The funerals of these, ... do not occur often enough.

All say, how hard it is that we have to die - a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live

The report of my death was an exaggeration After reading his own obituary, June 2 1897

A thing long expected takes the form of the unexpected when at last it comes

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light