The joke in aviation is, 'If you want to make a million, you'd better start with £10m.'

The joke in aviation is, 'If you want to make a million, you'd better start with £10m.'

South Wales is a hub of aviation.

If heavy metal bands ruled the world, we'd be a lot better off.

If you really want to annoy me, ask me when I'm going to retire from rock n' roll.

I have a file of four million jokes... I have them cross-indexed. Whatever subject you want, I have a joke on it.