The only time a politico will try to avoid playing the blame game is when they or theirs are to blame.

The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1

Free time is death to the anxious, and thank goodness I don't have any of it right now.

But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any late-breaking...humor we can find. Of course, our show is obviously at a disadvantage compared to the many news sources that we're competing with… at a disadvantage in several respects. For one thing, we are fake. They are not. So in terms of credibility we are, well, oddly enough, actually about even. We're about even.

Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.

I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm.