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JENI HOPKINS People who pretend to be your friend lead you up a garden path by saying everything that you want to... GARY F EVANS... I always thought Jon Stewart was an extremely good surgeon with his scalpel. He would have Republica... GREG GUTFELD ARIEL SHARON ROY KEANE Be the best of you. Don’t do what society, your surroundings, or circumstances expect you to do. D... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA The single most important trend affecting ISPs over the coming years will be free Internet access, a... DAVID WETHERELL India's economy is growing at seven to eight percent over the last 15 years, INDERJIT SINGH That is what we wanted to do, to go 2-2-1-2 (innings pitched by pitcher). Jon and Brent will start f... DAVID MCGINNIS TUCKER CARLSON ROBERT A. HEINLEIN MARSHA BLACKBURN Mario Paradis has been a great asset for our Company over the last seven years. In addition to his c... GILLES GAGNON I've played so many different parts in the last 40 years. PATRICK TROUGHTON ARUNDHATI ROY JODY GEHRMAN JON STEWART In life, we tend to get what we expect. Start expecting the best. Since life is a do-it-to-yourself ... MARK LAMOURE This is the best way, in the Vikings' minds, to ensure that Nate Burleson will be around this year a... JACK SCHARF CHRISTIAN D. LARSON They throw the ball a lot. Their quarterback threw for over 2,000 yards last year. DOSS TANNEHILL In the 13 years ended 2004, that group was growing at a 1 to 4 percent rate every year. Last year, f... BOB SIMONSON I believe that after more than 2,000 years it's time to redefine the world wonders. Thanks to intern... BERNARD WEBER Her vote of confidence in our past achievements and our future artistic goals is simply the best hol... JOSEPH VOLPE It was exciting, being the first team in UNC history to be No. 1. But Sunday's game was over. We kne... ERLANA LARKINS We had been very disappointed in the last couple of years, no question about that. But we were deter... LYNNE AGEE MARLO THOMAS All of these thousand-point barriers are significant just because we've come so far so fast over the... MARY FARRELL I basically only read books that are over 2,000 years old. HANS-GEORG GADAMER The media would have exposed it, and the fans would have eaten him alive, ... I just decided that wa... BOBBY GASTON The media would have exposed it, and the fans would have eaten him alive. I just decided that was no... BOBBY GASTON Truth is not determined by majority vote. DOUG GWYN GEORGE ELIOT GEORGE ELIOT We look for actual GAF (General Merchandise, Apparel, and Furniture/Furnishings) spending - which ac... IRWIN COHEN We look for actual GAF (General Merchandise, Apparel, and Furniture/Furnishings) spending - which ac... IRWIN COHEN DAVID IGNATIUS HENRY PETROSKI There is no question that Milosevic will continue to be misused in death, as he has been used for th... CEDOMIR JOVANOVIC There's so much information available for women in the last 10 to 15 years, and it's out there now i... JO PARRISH If the news events over the last couple days have raised any doubts in your mind about the wisdom of... GRAY DAVIS It's a very shocking and profound change of the EU's position. The EU's proposal seems to represent ... DAVID GROSS Realtors tell me that this is the first new (private) development on J.R. Miller in seven or eight y... J. TODD INMAN The Internet as a tool means all the leading retailers are going to be on the Internet in the next c... DANIEL PERIS This is a time for all of us who share responsibility for mining safety to come together and look fo... CAROL RAULSTON Here, loved be God, is all well and truly determined for to resist the malice of him that had best c... RICHARD III OF ENGLAND In the last two years, we've been a six seed and four seed, so I take it as a compliment (being the ... KENNY SMITH CHRISTINE PELOSI Clearly this has been a very good winter (so far) for the snowmobile industry, probably the best sea... BOB EVANS DEYTH BANGER FRANK DANE Come Sunday morning, somebody's going to be asked questions (like) 'What happened?' ... And guess wh... BERNARD HOPKINS I think that will be a public policy question that will be on the minds of every legislator when the... LARRY GREGORY The Jon Crook quote was approximately $2,000 less per year than the incumbent. As the policies and c... BECKY GARRETT Although recommended, not required, we'd like members of the commission represent each combat action... DEAN DARLING The introduction of Jessup and its development in China will help build a new bridge linking the Chi... WANG LIMING The tribulation period is seven years, and when the signing of the covenant occurs, people who know ... TIM LAHAYE This has been going on for years and years and years, but it's over now. We see this as a huge victo... CAROL DOVER I drove long distances like the 24 hours of Le Mans for years. But even this racing is now over. I r... JACKY ICKX Do not look back and grieve over the past, for it is gone; and do not be troubled about the future, ... IDA SCOTT TAYLOR MCKINNEY Do not look back and grieve over the past, for it is gone;IDA SCOTT TAYLOR RICHARD A. NELSON Do not speak ill of the dead. THE SEVEN SAGES RICHIE SAMBORA Right now, I've been in it about seven weeks - pretty long seven weeks. I think we've done everythin... FRED SANDERSON Mach3 will remain No. 1 for the first few years, but Fusion will become our flagship brand. JAMES KILTS Sometimes best things in life turns out to be worst and teach us lessons; lessons limited to the min... SAURABH OBEROI JOHN WYCLIFFE The rage for railroads is so great that many will be laid in parts where they will not pay. GEORGE STEPHENSON There were seven plows that were purchased in 2001 that were supposed to last for 10 years, ... What... CHARLES SHULTZ JON: We wrote the songs for the greatest hits album in Richie's bathroom. RICHIE: It's a big bathroo... JON & RICHIE (BON JOVI) [When I went to Tennessee], I could name you every quarterback in the SEC for the last 20 years,'' s... OLE MISS We'll all be watching the vote. It's a very important vote. Hopefully, the decision will be made in ... BEVERLY DIX EVAN BAYH The chariot was purchased by a private collector who took it home to New York. I take pleasure in kn... KIT WILLIAMS In fact, technology has been the story of human progress from as long back as we know. In 100 years ... REED HASTINGS My question is, how many best parts will there be and how many years will you spend in fast-forward?... BENJAMIN P. HARDY Whether I am No. 1 or not, I will just study, hit the weight room and work out. I have to get to be ... CURTIS PULLEY It's kinda me and Jon Stewart have a pact together - so he's making me famous in the Western... BASSEM YOUSSEF WARREN BUFFETT WARREN BUFFETT HENRY FORD It's particularly devastating to the last 310 flight attendants laid off in 2001 after September 11,... BOB KRABBE It's particularly devastating to the last 310 flight attendants laid off in 2001 after September 11,... BOB KRABBE Dating to just over four million years ago, the fossils represent unambiguous evidence for human evo... BERHANE ASFAW Dating to just over four million years ago, the fossils represent unambiguous evidence for human evo... DR BERHANE ASFAW Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert. Those are the guys I look at who are telling me pretty muc... GRACE SLICK J.K. ROWLING
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The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be deter... 
The first time I met Jon Stewart was at the press conference that Comedy Central held to announce Jo... 
Though they're ranked No. 1, I still think they're underrated. Texas may be one of the best football... 
In the main it will be found that a power over a mans support salary is a power over his will. 
In the history of our intellectual development this will represent the crowning achievement of 2,000... 
This subject can come up only in the last stage because anything determined today will be used as a ... 
Over the last few months I've always put football first but come the summer I need to look at what's... 
We're talking to Jon Stewart, who was just lecturing us on our moral inferiority. Jon, you're bummin... 
If you are part of a society that votes, then do so. There may be no candidates and no measures you ... 
Reclassifying the Internet as a telecommunications service will have dangerous repercussions for yea... 
The two men had a conversation. Brief, cryptic, to the point. As though they had exchanged numbers a... 
I actually plan to mess up my life and start over every seven years. That way, I’ll never get in a... 
Promise yourself to be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind. Look at the sunny side... 
There are those who think that the private lives of candidates are none of our business. But when th... 
There is no private life which has not been determined by a wider public life. 
There is no private life which has not been determined by a wider public life. 
Real security will come when it's a moneymaker for private companies who want to satisfy public ... 
Typically, highway bridges have about 50 years. But over in England, they have iron bridges approach... 
We all must educate children at the youngest ages that private parts are private, 'no' means... 
Here is one fact 1 minute to finish the class, 1 day to die, one day behind that fact, one day in th... 
Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm 
One of the saddest lines in the world is, 'Oh come now - be realistic.' The best parts of this world... 
Having Jon as my partner for 26 years I've been inspired and challenged to become a better musician,... 
This Bible is for the government of the people, by the people and for the people. 
Our success as a party will largely be determined by how well we do here in the heartland. ... The t... 
I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars: I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. 
I will build a car for the great multitude. It will be large enough for the family, but small enough... 
No story lives unless someone wants to listen. The stories we love best do live in us forever. So wh... 
More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch wit... 
President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much o... 
Attacks on a politician's identity - questioning Romney's religion, say, or Obama's birt... 
'Swagger' would be the word for 'Dirt On My Boots.' With the real funky drum loop an... 
I can be a traditionalist but also play with Luke Bryan and get the crowd to go crazy. I think that ... 
With the perspective afforded by the passage of time, where does 9/11 rank as a turning point in our... 
Environmental concern is a little like dieting or paying off credit-card debt - an episodically terr... 
There's something real in women's intuition. It's an accurate signpost for decision maki... 
Many students graduate from college and professional schools, including those of social work, nursin... 
Owners who buy aggressive dogs for security may be kidding themselves: The chances that the victim o... 
I was born in March 1949, a post war baby boomer. 
A tiny little baby!' says Tam. 'People look at me like I'm an animal. People who don't know me judge... 
I'd like to repeat the advice that I gave you before, in that I think you really should make a radic... 
Yeah, that's the ticket. 
Some people think we're adrift without any guidelines. I don't. I think we've had instru... 
I would still rather be in Silicon Alley. I like the West Coast also, but it's sort of fragmente... 
Goats are the cable talk show panelists of the animal world, ready at a moment's notice to inter... 
If I were in a situation where I had to meet a pack of wolves and my family is with me, I'm goin... 
Some people say that their pets will tell them when it's time to go. I don't believe that. N...