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Related [President Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney, national security adviser Condoleezza Rice and Secretar... ARI FLEISCHER It is my policy to deepen the Japan-U.S. alliance and to deepen security and economic relations as w... YOSHIHIKO NODA The chair and longtime friend of Dick Cheney is proud to declare Dick Cheney the Republican nominee ... TRENT LOTT [? White House press secretary Ari Fleischer said Vice President Dick Cheney had been moved from the... ARI FLEISCHER I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES The Commission cannot simultaneously claim that a trustee is its own expert, with whom all exchanges... IAN FORRESTER We're very grateful that the commission and the president acted so quickly and we hope that this rel... JENNIFER BENNETT At the moment, Cheney is Bush's job security. As bad as the Democrats loath Bush they can't stand th... GEORGE HARLEIGH I would have refused a mandate at a commission of inquiry that was investigating the program of anot... JEAN PELLETIER JAY LENO The commission has agreed not to add further exceptions besides reasons of public security and order... MALCOLM HARBOUR HELEN THOMAS When eyes meet exchanges begin. TONY BRADY JAY LENO If President Bush told Dick Cheney to do something, rather than the other way around, that would be ... DAVIS LOGSDON When is the last time anybody heard Vice President Dick Cheney even feign a word of concern for the ... JEFFREY SACHS The commission had little appreciation of how much information would be subject to national security... PAUL CAVALLUZZO Vice President Dick Cheney won tonight because he countered rhetoric with the facts -- calling into ... MARC RACICOT ROBERT BYRD We recommend the nomination of a vice president of the Commission who would be responsible exclusive... BERTIE AHERN Under this bill, if (Vice President) Dick Cheney had his hunting accident in Mississippi, there woul... BARBARA POWELL CONDOLEEZZA RICE The exchange space is generally going very well today, with other exchanges up as strongly or nearly... JOEL GOMBERG The president also wants to make sure that our legal justice system, our criminal system is working,... ANDI MALLARANGENG We're still investigating, but we have confirmed this vulnerability and I am writing a Microsoft ( P... LENNART WISTRAND The great trouble with most men is that those who have been educated become uneducated just as soon ... NEWTON DIEHL BAKER The pathological degree to which former Vice President Dick Cheney operated in secrecy led to govern... TIMOTHY NOAH The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run... CONAN O'BRIEN YASSER ARAFAT Over the last few years Social Security has come under attack ... The President and Congress must pl... ERIC GRAY We plan to meet with the Commission very soon to begin the process of providing the facts that dispr... STEVE ALTMAN The baby boomer generation is retiring and the demands on Social Security will increase exponentiall... DOUG HATTAWAY I'm pretty sure that Dick Cheney went down there on dual duty, as vice president and chairman of Hal... Q-TIP JOHN DEAN [Vice President Dick Cheney told The Washington Post on Sunday that the war on terrorism that began ... RICHARD MYERS We have been investigating this issue, but I do not know who was responsible for this breach of secu... DENISE SPOSATO JOE LIEBERMAN At this stage there is nothing, but the investigating officer indicated that there might be a breakt... BILLY JONES Under the leadership of President Bush and Vice President Cheney, the United States has given up the... MARTY MEEHAN Vice President Cheney broke the law. LARRY KLAYMAN He's secretive by nature. It's a dumb thing for officials to do, especially someone as experienced a... LARRY SABATO JEFFREY FRY JAY LENO It has become a cliche to say that Dick Cheney is the most powerful vice president in American histo... DANIEL BENJAMIN The modified provisions will provide for the protection of civil liberties of United States citizens... ANDY FISHER I thought Joe did a fabulous job, as the vice president did on Tuesday night, of laying out of the s... CHRIS DODD The president called for a bipartisan commission on Social Security in his State of the Union addres... CHARLES E. SCHUMER TED OLSON Under Dick Cheney, this has been the most substantive vice presidency in history. TERRY HOLT They were documenting them as exchanges instead of purchases. BRANDY KING In all, the future secretary of defense and wartime vice president[, Dick Cheney,] would receive fiv... CHARLIE SAVAGE JIM RAMSTAD The big exchanges that hold customer deposits are a big target for hackers, and unfortunately, most ... ERIK VOORHEES MICHIO KAKU MICHIO KAKU HELEN THOMAS Today, Church policy in Ireland is to report allegations of abuse to the civil authorities. It recog... SEAN BRADY ERIC MASSA They should not be investigating thought, they should be investigating action. BEN WIZNER We are investigating it as an arson. RICH PRUITT And then with the Pacific States (Marine Fisheries Commission), to look to the appropriate amendment... MARLA RAE renew dialogue and exchanges. ABDELAZIZ BOUTEFLIKA Ashleigh’s a manipulative liar,” Jenny said. “She makes Dick Cheney look like Mr. Rogers.” <... J.L. BRYAN The commission declares Yoweri Kaguta Museveni the elected president of the Republic of Uganda. The ... BADRU KIGGUNDU GEORGE CLOONEY I am glad they are going to have someone from every island and every ethnic and religious group on t... GREGORY HUNT There has already been some drugs case and Fadnavis should begin his independent investigation as so... APURVA GAGLANI Certainly there is nothing that prohibits the commission or the (Gaming) Control Board from saying t... ALLEN LICHTENSTEIN The fact is Gov. Bush's plan would leave the Social Security Commission only two choices: insolvency... KYM SPELL I would like to do things like I did in Tanzania, going somewhere and exploring a theme and investig... DRUMMOND MONEY-COUTTS Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge has unveiled a new color-coded system to warn the public about ... CONAN O'BRIEN The commission that we give the retailers is going to be nickel-dime, compared to the additional tax... CHUCK KELLER engagement, exchanges, education and empowerment. LAURA BUSH We are investigating it as an animal cruelty case. AL DAMS We do take this very seriously, and we are going to be investigating this aggressively. CHARLES MCLEAN The commission is seeking clarification [from Moscow and Kiev] as to what the situation is. MIREILLE THOM I really didn't have any particular inspiration ? a little (Dick) Cheney and Al Gore in there somewh... RAY WISE We are still investigating her from another angle as far as a robbery is concerned. CAPT. MARTIN MCCOY We have had an ongoing discussion on this, as well as other issues, with Israel , ... It's a close f... SEAN MCCORMACK The deal is good for both exchanges. JAMES GINSBURG HILLARY CLINTON We're going to be investigating different channels of shopping in the upcoming years and the ones th... HARVEY SEEGERS SENATOR JOHN KERRY From the Bush Administration to the 9-11 Commission, there is an urgent and universally recognized n... VITO FOSSELLA We don't want to occupy them or reoccupy them, and as soon as it is possible we shall be more than h... SHIMON PERES I found her to be just a really good commission member and embody what the commission is all about. RICK GARCIA JAY LENO CHUCK SCHUMER In the documents given to the Russian side by the Volcker Commission, there is no base of evidence, ... MIKHAIL KAMYNIN As part of probably the strongest working team that's existed in decades as president and vice presi... CELINDA LAKE It is incumbent upon this commission to ensure that the Department of Defense's closure and realignm... ANTHONY PRINCIPI The president cannot use the pursuit of national security as a carte blanche to undermine the very f... CAROLINE FREDRICKSON Cheney refers to his vice presidency... as one of the most consequential vice presidencies in Americ... R. J. CUTLER The commission [Land Use Regulation Commission] is faced with great potential for very large develop... CATHERINE CARROLL The Commission is confident in the objectivity and thoroughness of its investigative procedures, whi... PETER POWER On both these transatlantic alliances there is no final Commission position yet... Third parties wil... MICHAEL TSCHERNY Border security is a complex issue and will remain a top priority during the 2007 legislative year. ... RANDY NEUGEBAUER The vice president is again raising the specter of Social Security to frighten senior citizens, ... ... JOHN MCCAIN One of the first things we found out was that the Warren Commission never pursued a conspiracy inves... LOUIS STOKES BILLY GRAHAM
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President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in a coupl... 
Vice President Dick Cheney reportedly has been disturbed over what he sees as the erosion of preside... 
Mission accomplished? The mission in Iraq, as laid out by President Bush and Vice President Cheney, ... 
I'm a huge proponent of exchanges, student exchanges, cultural exchanges, university exchanges. We t... 
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Nothing is ever as good or as bad as it appears to be. 
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The calls that I have received from President Bush and Vice President Cheney, the fact that there ar... 
Our nation owes a debt of gratitude to the 9/11 Commission members for their valuable service and im... 
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The day Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself. All we need is one more lia... 
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I'm bringing Dick Cheney as my date. 
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with less credibility on Iraq than Vice President Cheney. 
The president ought to do his own internal investigation of the vice president's office, to see what... 
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I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning. 
Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger. 
A man may fall many times but he won't be a failure until he says someone pushed him. 
Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open. 
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've stil... 
The area where I grew up in Birmingham was very diverse - I was aware of my race but not overly awar... 
Birmingham people are the salt of the earth, and I've carried that with me all around the world.... 
Stories hold conflict and contrast, highs and lows, life and death, and the human struggle and all k... 
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Being dyslexic, I was told that I was an idiot all the time. 
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People use irony as a defense mechanism. 
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I like time off. I'm not a workaholic. 
I've had an awful lot of good fortune. 
Every day is a blessing - not to get too schmaltzy, but, really, it is. 
Most people view success by the results, and I don't.