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The trouble with people is not that they dont know but that they know so much that aint so.


Josh Billings

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The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so.
HENRY WHEELER SHAW The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so.
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GARY F EVANS... The trouble with the world is not that people know too little, but that they know so many things tha...
MARK TWAIN Millions of people acknowledge today that they do not know the meaning of life.
JAMES C. DOBSON The trouble with our Liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know ...
RONALD REAGAN The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they do not know the game.
BILL SHANKLY You can't be that or that or that... but you can try to behave as that...

So, what next!?...
DEYTH BANGER You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer.
I DONT KNOW There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. -Josh Billings.
JOSH BILLINGS It ain't so much what people don't know that hurts as what they know that ain't so.
ARTEMUS WARD (WRITER) The teenage years are my least favorite, though my son is phenomenal. He does not get in trouble, an...
ROZONDA THOMAS Aside from all that, she was carrying about a million tons of titanium ore to the heavy industries o...
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ARTEMUS WARD (WRITER) Here is one fact 1 minute to finish the class, 1 day to die, one day behind that fact, one day in th...
DEYTH BANGER The idea is to believe me... but as far as I see the world... to believe is a sin... to trust me one...
DEYTH BANGER Josh Billings wrote, “It’s not what a man knows that hurts him; it’s what he knows that isn’...
BRIAN TRACY We may claim to believe in God, but we don't want to believe so much that it makes us different.
CRAIG GROESCHEL It isn't so much that liberals are ignorant. It's just that they know so many things that aren't so.
RONALD REAGAN I hope they know that the people on our street sincerely feel so much compassion for them.
KRIS HOULTON The trouble with those people is that they think all the best things are made in the cities. It is n...
ERNEST POOLE The trouble is that rich people, well-to-do people, very often don't really know who the poor are; a...
MOTHER THERESA It is not so much that people are frustrated (with studios)...They see opportunities.
MORGAN FREEMAN The people that know the least about you say the most about you. Aint that hilarious?
DEDRICK D. L. PITTER So that you will hear me
my words
sometimes grow thin
as the tracks of the gulls on t...
PABLO NERUDA It's not annoying that people don't know. What's annoying is when people don't know but they think t...
SHAFEEQ QURESHI People say they don't use the system that much, but they don't know how much they use it.
GEORGE RAMICK We came to this fair to meet people face-to-face because an application is so vague. We know that pe...
MARK WEBSTER They have so much potential. I worry that they don't know how good they could be. That scares me.
BOB MAYER He who knows that he doesn't know, knows what he needs to know.
VIKRANT PARSAI I'm sure that I know that, it's behind one of all doors.
DEYTH BANGER What is it that makes you so angry, bothers you so deeply, that you're compelled to act?
CRAIG GROESCHEL Not only did we not know there was so much poverty, but also that so many of these poor people were ...
CECIL WILLIAMS Not only did we not know there was so much poverty, but also that so many of these poor people were ...
CECIL WILLIAMS 'Not only did we not know there was so much poverty, but also that so many of these poor people were...
CECIL WILLIAMS people dont know you till they meet you. dont smile if you dont want to, dont be a false person, don...
CAROLINA JANETTE GOMEZ GONZALEZ People dont care what you know until they know what you care
JOHN C. MAXWELL The trouble with words is that you never know whose mouths they have been in
DENNIS POTTER I was making so much money I didn't care. I didn't know what to do with the money.
DAVID A. SIEGEL But I know that the despair that these young people ? and older people, too ? face is so huge, and t...
CAROL PEARSON But I know that the despair that these young people ? and older people, too ? face is so huge, and t...
CAROL LYNN PEARSON The rain probably dampened the spirits of those that decided not to come. But the people who were he...
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EDWIN ARMSTRONG That is the way with wise people—they are so wise and practical that they always know to a dot jus...
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LYNSAY SANDS They say, 'I'll do zero so I don't get in trouble.' What most people should know is that each [W-4 a...
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KARL KRAUS The trouble with Germans is not that they fire shells, but that they engrave them with quotations fr...
KARL KRAUS They are so knowing, that they know nothing.
TERENCE What celebrities hope is that people identify not so much that they're particularly special or d...
ERNIE HUDSON Education would be so much more effective if its purpose were to ensure that by the time they lea...
SIR WILLIAM HALEY Education would be so much more effective if its purpose were to ensure that by the time they leave ...
SIR WILLIAM HALEY It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so
WILL ROGERS It is very bad that some successful people don't really feel they are so, but it is even worse when ...
HAZEM R AHMED Dont know why am different from other people, but i surely know that i think of the long run, i dont...
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T.S. ELIOT The only problem with seeing people you know is that they know you.
BRENT RUNYON It seems that the school has been keeping students up-to-date. Most people already know about the ch...
JOE FALLON I have always wanted to know what I couldnt see, I always wanted to know what I still cannot see, ye...
M.AREEB RIAZ Why don't people take the trouble to let you know that they are alive? It is so much more import...
ELIZABETH BIBESCO I want to give my kids enough so that they could feel that they could do anything, but not so much t...
WARREN BUFFETT So aint you think just causen you in this car now means any damn thing. It aint. He pretending it do...
STACIA KANE They ain't back were the fall is, so you don't know. But that don't sound good.
DONALD MARSH The clergy know that I know that they know that they do not know
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APURVA GAGLANI The road to salvation is filled with many false dark turn-offs, if you take those roads they will le...
GARY F EVANS... Things that break - be they bones, hearts, or promises - can be put back together but will never rea...
JODI PICOULT So all we know of what they do above, Is that they happy are, and that they love.
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"What do you think of this piece?" Someone will ask
About some w...
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DOTTIE RADCLIFFE We know very little, and yet it is astonishing that we know so much, and still more astonishing that...
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P. J. O'ROURKE We are properly placing kids so they can be challenged but not so challenged they shut down. Student...
ANDY MELIN It's not so much that the brand as we know it is dead, but the way it's communicated has changed.
MARSHALL COHEN The trouble is that rich people, well-to-do people, very often don't really know who the poor are; a...
MOTHER TERESA OF CALCUTTA Kids today need to know that people think they're special. Each day and each thing that they do is s...
LINDA JONES Grown people know that they do not always know the way of things, and even if they think they know, ...
ZORA NEALE HURSTON This county is just loaded with collectors. But I can't give you any names because the toys are wort...
LAUREN ENNS Me being so open just helps other people. People feel like they know me so much that they can talk t...
KEHLANI Life, its so great, but when we act like shit and do shit, then it aint. Why should we act like that...
TUPAC SHAKUR These people think they have defeated Iran, but they should know that Iran is not a place where they...
HASHEMI RAFSANJANI My parents have sailed around the world; they know what can happen and that it's not always fun,...
LAURA DEKKER The trouble with most folks ain't so much their ignorance as knowing so many things that ain't so.
JOSH BILLINGS If there are people at once rich and content, be assured that they are content because they know how...
CHARLES WAGNER A good manager is best when people barely know that he exists. Not so good when people obey and accl...
LAO-TZU The trouble with paternalists is that they want to make impossibly profound changes, and they choose...
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STEVE ALLEN Demand your respect. Know what you want out of a man so he can manifest and become it... But that wo...
NERISSA IRVING I dont know that happened.
DAVID BERNSTEIN I would give someone a record so they could love the record, not so they would always know that I ga...
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JOSH BILLINGS As a general thing, when the woman wears the pants in the family, she has a good right to them.
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JOSH BILLINGS I honestly believe it is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
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JOSH BILLINGS Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
JOSH BILLINGS There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.
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JOSH BILLINGS Pity costs nothing, and it ain't worth nothing.
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JOSH BILLINGS Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over, and showing it principally in one place.
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JOSH BILLINGS There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. -Josh Billings.
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JOSH BILLINGS Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it get...
JOSH BILLINGS In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. -Josh Billings.
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JOSH BILLINGS The less we know the more we suspect
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JOSH BILLINGS There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared and that is twins
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JOSH BILLINGS Laffing iz the sensation ov pheeling good all over, and showing it principally in one spot
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JOSH BILLINGS Contentment is a kind of moral laziness; if thare want ennything but contentment in his world, man w...
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JOSH BILLINGS Reason often makes mistakes but conscience never does.
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JOSH BILLINGS I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
JOSH BILLINGS Life consists not in holding good cards, but in playing those you hold well
JOSH BILLINGS Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined
JOSH BILLINGS Knowledge is like money: the more one gets, the more one craves.
JOSH BILLINGS Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take.
JOSH BILLINGS Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy a...
JOSH BILLINGS Don't take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to
JOSH BILLINGS The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his way
JOSH BILLINGS Life is a grindstone, and whether it grinds a man down or polishes him up depends on the stuff he's ...
JOSH BILLINGS As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.
JOSH BILLINGS Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well
JOSH BILLINGS Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time.
JOSH BILLINGS The trouble with most folks isn't their ignorance. It's knowin' so many things that ain't so.
JOSH BILLINGS Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.
JOSH BILLINGS the squeeky wheel gets the grease.
JOSH BILLINGS Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
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