Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid

I don't care how little your country is, you got a right to run it like you want to. When the big nations quit meddling then the world will have peace.

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for