Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.

Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double.

Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Beer is proof God Loves us and wants us to be happy.

Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.

I'm looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out?