Ultimately, people would respond a lot better to being treated like adults ... if politics wasn't treated like marketing,

We must, together as a nation, stop watching Fox.

You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.

Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.

The problem with the Tea Party is they're all ignorant hillbillies who drink moonshine and ride around on mules. And they believe in stereotypes too.

How come they're the most excited people here tonight?