VALOR, n. A soldierly compound of vanity, duty and the gambler's hope.

Valour that parleys is near yielding.

There is always safety in valor.

Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.