We are where we are. I wish we wer'nt where we are.

You don't want to give up this cushy job, do you?

Curiosity killed the cat so the creator of the public school system and all the countries that support it did the most curious thing they forced people to learn things they did not want to know about to avoid being curious and still learn things

It's a funny game. Sometimes it's the little things that don't go your way. As a pitching staff, we are just going out there and try to throw up zeros because we know we want the next guy to go up and put up zeros. Everybody is trying to pull up each other.

In the event that your feminist activities are discovered, quick diversions include bursting into song, asking him how to fix something in the room and fainting.

[ALF has just squirted Willie with a squirting flower]
You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny.