Well I beat things around with my stick once in awhile.

You know, you can always do a three some.”
“A three some?” I frowned. “No.”
He shrugged. “Just a thought.”
“Yeah, a dumb one,” I spat.
“Hey! I didn’t call your idea to re-wallpaper the kitchen a dumb idea!”
“You have a problem with the new paper?” I demanded.
“Pop, please, it’s hideous,” Trick said.

Christians rejected the need for proof to support belief in God, yet dismissed proof altogether when it was there.

Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.