What a man enjoys about a woman's clothes are his fantasies of how she would look without them

Don't hold your parents up to contempt. After all, you are their son, and it is just possible that you may take after them.

How men hate waiting while their wives shop for clothes and trinkets; how women hate waiting, often for much of their lives, while their husbands shop for fame and glory

A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't

Beware of the man who denounces women writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell.

I much prefer being a man. Women have to spend so much time pulling themselves together, and their shoes kill your feet.