What is this? It's music to get a brain seizure by.

All that stuff about heavy metal and hard rock, I don't subscribe to any of that. It's all just music. I mean, the heavy metal from the Seventies sounds nothing like the stuff from the Eighties, and that sounds nothing like the stuff from the Nineties. Who's to say what is and isn't a certain type of music?

What is this? ... It's music to get a brain seizure by.

Rock music is not meant to be perfect.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.